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Post by mantis on Aug 23, 2012 22:40:28 GMT -5
How can you not be a fan of bacon?!?! Right?
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Post by Sydney Effin LaRoux on Aug 23, 2012 23:03:16 GMT -5
Because I only like bacon one way..and usually its a fight to get it like that. So anything else is under par bacon wise for me. So if it aint right..I dont like eating it..its just meh to me.. And im shocked John has not jumped on this..he loves bacon like a fat kid love cake.
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Post by Benny on Aug 24, 2012 0:39:06 GMT -5
Because John is a fat kid who loves cake.
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Post by Sydney Effin LaRoux on Aug 24, 2012 0:43:37 GMT -5
Right you are Ben.
<3 John.
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Post by Benny on Aug 24, 2012 0:45:26 GMT -5
I love him more!
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Post by mantis on Aug 24, 2012 3:09:32 GMT -5
Benny didn't like my post about bacon making him better.
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Post by Benny on Aug 24, 2012 6:46:46 GMT -5
Because bacon is my least favourite of the pig products. If you said I was better with ham or gammon, maybe if i had extra sausages then, maybe then, I might have liked your post. As it is, you insulted me, sir....scrap that, i like bacon more than pork scratchings. Those things are vile. I tried one last weekend and nearly spat it out it was that disgusting. But I was round somebody's house so I swallowed it with a mouthful of toffee cider.
But that pork scratching was by far the worst thing ive ever put in. my mouth...excluding John.
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Post by mantis on Aug 24, 2012 8:53:16 GMT -5
Toffee cider? Are you shitting me? You'll put toffee cider in your mouth and not bacon? Oh, fuck....future me, please send a Terminator back to put this guy out of his misery.
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Post by Benny on Aug 24, 2012 14:51:22 GMT -5
I'll put bacon in my mouth, I just won't enjoy it.
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Post by mantis on Aug 24, 2012 19:50:33 GMT -5
That's it. You're Terminated.
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Post by Sydney Effin LaRoux on Aug 25, 2012 0:18:11 GMT -5
I have used that line a time or two also Ben. Only not bacon.. -.-
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Post by mantis on Aug 25, 2012 6:04:32 GMT -5
Me too, except I used "penis." Prison sucks, BTW.
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Post by Sydney Effin LaRoux on Aug 25, 2012 7:17:57 GMT -5
O.o I meant penis but you took it a step further..lol.
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Post by mantis on Aug 25, 2012 8:59:33 GMT -5
Are you taking my prison experience lightly, citizen?
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Post by Sydney Effin LaRoux on Aug 25, 2012 12:54:10 GMT -5
*eyes Mantis* Not sure if you got the memo cuz your new, but its usually Mistress..not citizen, right Ben?
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