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Post by steve on Sept 28, 2012 21:20:11 GMT -5
Two chicks. Be deformed the rest of your life with a baby arm, or be deformed for the rest of your life with a lobster claw in place of your hand? (Either of these choices really kills masturbation. ) I'll go with a baby arm topped off with a giant lobster claw for the lulz. Would you rather be a Canadian dude with a 4 inch penis, or the last human in the Australian outback with an 11 inch penis
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Post by simplyceej on Sept 29, 2012 2:33:04 GMT -5
I'd say Canadian fucker with a 4 inch cock. The Australian outback is pretty much the Earthly equivalent of Planet Heck from the Earthworm Jim series (without the horrible elevator music, of course). Nothing but fucking desert for miles. Not to mention the assortment of weird creatures designed simply for the purpose of fucking you up. Plus, who the fuck are you gonna bang with your 11 incher anyway? It's like standing on the moon with a bazooka. Sure, you have a bazooka, but there aren't any masses of people about that you can mercilessly blow apart for your amusement (i.e. your wildest Grand Theft Auto fantasies come to life). At least with a 4 inch cock there'll still be people around to use it on. After all, it ain't the size of the pistol that matters... but what ya do with it. Anyhow... would you rather bang a horribly malformed person with the guarantee of not getting an STD or the super-attractive hot-a-what sex bomb of your dreams with an added incurable side order of the clap?
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Post by Sydney Effin LaRoux on Sept 29, 2012 2:40:15 GMT -5
Midget weirdness over Incurable.
Paper cut between your toes or waxing ones perineum?
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Post by matt on Sept 29, 2012 13:56:08 GMT -5
After damn near going blind by Googling perineum, I'll take the paper cut between the toes.
Taking it in the rear from the Ultimate Warrior, or receiving a stink face from Al Davis a week before he had died?
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Post by steve on Sept 29, 2012 20:12:48 GMT -5
I'd say Canadian fucker with a 4 inch cock. Double win for you. You're now the most well-endowed Canadian ever.
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Post by simplyceej on Sept 29, 2012 23:54:40 GMT -5
Not gonna lie, I literally laughed out loud at that... and I don't normally do that in response to things on the internet so congratulations to you, good sir!
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Post by Sydney Effin LaRoux on Jul 3, 2013 0:40:51 GMT -5
Would you Rather..
Be decapitated with a rusty swizz army knife- little by little.. Or have your balls smashed with a hammer?
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Post by Andreas DeCosta on Jul 3, 2013 0:50:57 GMT -5
Balls smashed with a hammer.
Would you rather be hung, drawn and quartered or sit on the impalement device?
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Post by wrath on Jul 3, 2013 0:56:02 GMT -5
Hung, that shit is a lot quicker.
Would you rather get kenzans stuck in your skull or spend a night inside Nicole Bass?
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Post by Mac Bane on Jul 16, 2013 13:38:55 GMT -5
Kenzans every time!
Would you rather face John "Wrath" Ojeda or the Wrath of Nessa?
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