wrath
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Jokes
May 30, 2013 20:16:36 GMT -5
Post by wrath on May 30, 2013 20:16:36 GMT -5
Everyone loves a good joke. I'll start with one.
A guy is sitting on his porch and he sees a kid walking by swinging this long piece of wood around. The guy gets up and says "Hey kid! What are you doing?" The little kid looks at him and responds "I've got a pole... I'm going fishing." The guy shakes his head and lasts. "Kid, you're not going to catch anything that way." So the kid just shrugs and leaves. He comes back later in the day, and he's got a string of fish hanging from the pole. The guy shakes it off and goes to bed. The next day, he's on the porch again, and he sees the kid walking by with a big roll of chicken wire. "Hey kid! You're not gonna catch any chickens with that." So the kid just shrugs and walks away. He comes back hours later, the chicken wire all rolled up and full of chickens. The guy just shakes it off and goes to bed. The next day, he's on the porch and he sees the kid walking by again. The kid's carrying a pussy willow. THe old guy jumps up out of the chair and yells "Hold up kid, I'm coming with you!"
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Jun 2, 2013 13:47:59 GMT -5
Post by Sydney Effin LaRoux on Jun 2, 2013 13:47:59 GMT -5
Oh bad jokes thread then? lol. I think I got one. What do Elephants use for tampons?SHEEP.
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Jun 5, 2013 11:29:21 GMT -5
Post by Mac Bane on Jun 5, 2013 11:29:21 GMT -5
Okay...bad jokes....got it...
This woman would walk by this pet store every day and every day she would see this parrot. The parrot would be sitting on a pearch outside of the pet store and as she approached the parrot would say, "Hey Lady." She would look at the parrot and he would continue, "Your fucking ugly bitch."
Finally she became infuriated and chewed out the pet store manager who had promised that he would take care of it. So the next day she passed by as normal. She approached the parrot who looked at her and said, "Hey Lady." She glared at the bird and said, "What?!"
The parrot cocked its head to the side and replied, "You know...."
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